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LIGHT-ROM 1 (Amiga Library Services)(1994).iso
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1993-05-11
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times.font 24 Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
times.font 24 Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
times.font 24 Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!
times.font 18 Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.
times.font 24 Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.
times.font 24 Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
times.font 24 Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.
times.font 24 Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
times.font 24 Man who run behind car get exhausted.
times.font 24 Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.
times.font 18 Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
times.font 24 Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
times.font 24 Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.
times.font 24 He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
times.font 24 Elevator smell different to midget.
times.font 24 Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth.
times.font 18 Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
times.font 24 Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
times.font 24 Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down.
times.font 24 Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.
times.font 24 Man with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.
times.font 24 Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands..